If you’ve ever lived in Jersey you’ll get it.
Turnpike
Parkway
Expressway
78
80
287
195
295
Bumpers locked tighter than NASCAR but turns in both directions. Don’t blink. Don’t brake.
Here’s a survival tip…
Draft a semi. Find a skilled pro and shadow him. He will run interference through traffic because he is higher than you, can see farther than you. And he stops much slower than you — so if things pile up you’ve got an offensive lineman.
How do you know he’s skilled?
Owner/operator with a clean truck. Consistently above the speed limit. When he passes he glues the driver side wheels to the left lane line and moves decisively, never lingering alongside another semi.










