Funk Jams

VIDEO: “11 AM DUI” funk jam. Sling back your 1000 mg gummy and vodka screwdriver. Yo Jersey! Another in our Garden State portrait improv series. Chris Buono (on Sketch 7-string) with an unreal opening chord progression until the cops show up. Lawrence Haber (on Orchid bass) with the get down. Rick Toone (hey! me!) swings the Gretch kit. CB’s fuzz tone is through Starbird handmade pedal by Tom Cram.

I made some excellent mistakes on this session.

Wanted to try recording the trio as if it was a small venue live gig. So the amps were tucked up under the drums on the riser, with Tweedle almost directly below the snare. This is realistic, and typical for actual working conditions, but introduced a whole set of complexities in the form of sympathetic vibrations.

The snare picked up frequencies of the 7-string guitar with all that ferocious mid-range and bled into every drum mic as a constant background roar. During the session, the room volume of the trio masked that buzz, so it wasn’t until mixing a few days later that I hit wtf?!

Correction involved a lot of creative EQ to minimize the rattle, but as you know from mixing, removing frequencies can alter the tone of an instrument plus make stereo imaging a challenge. The music was undeniable though, so these mixes are worth publishing.

Next session I’ll use baffles. Also, I’ve been experimenting with some unorthodox drum mods to avoid snare buzz — specifically to correct for the frequency sweeps that happen with tremolo use.

As I said, excellent mistakes.

VIDEO: Tune called “Lip Service” via same crew as above. CB’s back talk is Kiwami envelope filter by David Rolo.

Green Sunset Skele

PHOTOS: Green Sunset Skele™ 6-string guitar. Carbon fiber, flame maple, swamp ash, aircraft grade birch ply. Patented and patents pending Rick Toone™ tremolo. Element™ neck machined from single billet aircraft aluminum.

Which Exit?

VIDEO: “Which Exit?” live studio improvisation. Chris Buono slots Wildcat ’67 guitar into tight crosstown traffic with snap and spank via noiseless custom single coil pickups designed by Steve Blucher (DiMarzio). Patented & patent pending Rick Toone™ tremolo. Watch his fingers. Then watch his feet on the pedalboard.

If you’ve ever lived in Jersey you’ll get it.

Turnpike
Parkway
Expressway
78
80
287
195
295

Bumpers locked tighter than NASCAR but turns in both directions. Don’t blink. Don’t brake.

Here’s a survival tip…

Draft a semi. Find a skilled pro and shadow him. He will run interference through traffic because he is higher than you, can see farther than you. And he stops much slower than you — so if things pile up you’ve got an offensive lineman.

How do you know he’s skilled?

Owner/operator with a clean truck. Consistently above the speed limit. When he passes he glues the driver side wheels to the left lane line and moves decisively, never lingering alongside another semi.

PHOTO: Killick shows how deep exit identity goes. After three decades in Athens, GA, he will always know the way home. (photo courtesy: Snorri)

Meat Computer

VIDEO: “Meat Computer” live studio improvisation. Chris Buono, Killick Hinds, Rick Toone, Adam Wilson, enjoying a moment of friendship and documenting the special creative empathy when human minds collaborate. (7.10.2025)

“Brilliant.
Like a guitar version of the German group Harmonia.”
(DavidH via YouTube)

Earth’s entire existence, the only form of autonomous decision making has been carbon-based. Every life form, every sentient organism, has always been carbon-based.

The ladybug (Hippodamia convergens) exploring my laptop screen, the eastern gray squirrel (Sciurus carolinensis) gathering acorns near my porch, the oak tree blowing in the remnants of Hurricane Melissa, the turkey vultures (Cathartes aura) also enjoying the winds in the blue October sky above, my dog curled peacefully on her bed in the next room — carbon-based.

I am carbon-based.
You are carbon-based.

Every extinct species was carbon-based.

Flora & fauna, together we carbon-based life forms create a complex system with all of us making decisions based on the simple will to survive. Because we seek to live, our patterns are predictable enough that each species finds a niche within this beautiful blue Darwinian organic recycling system slinging through space.

Will a silicon-based autonomous decision-maker value carbon-based life?

Aquamarine Porpoise Avenue

VIDEO: Chris Buono swims boldly through tremolo waters with Lawrence Haber on upright and Dave Moore thumping skins. ’67 guitar nicknamed “Pole Position” into dual Fender Deluxe amps. I really enjoyed recording these guys. Magic afternoon in the studio.
PHOTO: Pedals.